Well, hello. After years of talking copious amounts of sh*t via Facebook and after years of being egged on by friends and family to start a blog, I just finally broke down and did so. Drumpf’s president, there’s an asteroid about eight years or so off, polar ice caps are melting, so I thought to myself, “Self, what a time to be alive! Write that damn blog!!”

Anyway, hopefully I’ll keep it going longer and better than my rap career back in ’05.